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*As we press play on the video, the screen lights up with a man in his late twenties standing in a dull brick training room. That's in front of a row of faded blue lockers. His hair is a shaggy mess. Presumably from training, he is only visible from the waist up. Sweat is on his brow, and his black tank top appears slightly moist around the edges*
Man: Some of you may seem excited to see me, and yet ...some of you may have no clue who I am. I don't blame you, I've been out of this business of Professional Wrestling for a long time now ...I cannot say, I was at the top of too many people's lists ...the last time I was around. Just to get to know each other, without going into great detail. Let's just say, I've been around the block a few times ...and more than a handful of people, already in this great organization ...have been in the squared circle with me before.
*The man stops, and takes a deep breath. For many of the people who know him well enough. Now he would seem to be nervous to be on camera, but for the people who don't know him. They would also believe, it is in his character to do so*
Man: I was at one point, the one to name names and list my accomplishments ...like a grocery list, but I would like to think I have matured a little past that ...in the last two years. Besides, in a place new to me ...like this, what do my past accomplishments mean anyway? Not too much, I am willing to bet. I am pretty sure, that Bram Connan, Sara Frost, and Scotty Paine ...don't give a damn about my past accomplishments. Why do I mention them, you may ask? Well, if you've noticed the latest Pay-Per-View card ...you would already know.
*A small grin overtakes the young man's face, as he prepares to begin talking about his opponents for the first time*
Man: Being new to this place, I don't know much about any of my opponents ...except what I have read in their biographies, and I cannot say that their bios went into great detail about any of them. The first thing that popped out at me though ...is that possibly for the first time in my long career. I will be much smaller than my opponents. Fighting a much larger man than myself, is nowhere near new grounds to me ...in fact, I made somewhat of an art ...out of beating super-heavyweights in my former promotions. So to say ...I am not worried about a man, that’s bulkier than me ...by around seventy pounds, or so. It’s a bit of an understatement. Nor have I ever feared a man, who has to hide his face with sunglasses to get the point across ...that thinks he’s scary and dark. If you're truly scary, and intimidating? You can prove it, with your actions in the ring. I've been where you are ...with the face hidden, and I quickly learned that ...it doesn't do anything, but mask who you truly are.
*The thing in this match that bothers me, slightly. Is that there are actually two people bigger than me. I have never fathomed in my life, that I would ever face off with anyone that could possibly be faster or more agile than myself. Even though, they are both the size they are. I doubt they actually will be faster or more agile, but it doesn't interest me. Just maybe, it's the one thing that can cause a hiccup in my debut*
Man: I dig a little deeper though, and I find that The Reapers are nothing more than wannabe tough guys. That is teetering on the brink of ending up, as a never was. A cable guy, training and succeeding to become a pro wrestler ...sounds more like, a lame Hollywood B-List movie ... than a real-life story to me, but stranger things have happened in professional wrestling. I am more than willing, to find out ...just what they have to offer.
*He takes a long pause, and wipes his brow. It is hard to tell if it is the heat of the camera causing perspiration. Or it could be, the fact that he is slightly nervous about returning after all these years. But he continues quickly to try, and keeps any nerves under wraps*
Man: The one person, who seems like he may be a bit of a real challenge to me ...in this match, is CC. I looked through her bio, and I read up on her just a little ...as I haven't had much time yet to prepare, and I envisioned myself two years ago. The ability seems to be there, but doesn't seem quite at full potential. The willingness to put her body on the line, to get the upper hand though ...it's always dangerous, and you can almost never see something like that. Until you've been hit with it, and it is too late. I will study though ...because, that's what I do. I will look deeper, and I will find tendencies ...not only of her, but of my other opponent as well. When the time comes, I will be as ready as I can possibly be. Someone will become ...just another causality, of the Morbid Ending!!
*The screen goes black, and we are greeted by other past promos of this man. This is also available on YouTube.com*
~:~Part Two~:~
*We fade in on a small room, that appears to be a viewing room of some sort. It’s quite dark, and all that fits in the room is a table along the wall. Along with a chair, and a small monitor. It appears as if the cameraman is either standing in the doorway, or the camera is placed on the wall. Sitting in front of the monitor on the chair, is the newest AXW signees. They do not speak, but we do hear their voices over the image*
Jigsaw: There are times in our lives, that we cannot get back. The last two years of my life ...are something, that I cannot get back and I wouldn’t want them back...even if I could.
*He shifts in the chair, making sure that his face isn't seen. He looks at the monitor, and chuckles wickedly to himself before continuing on. At this time we hear DKM speak*
DKM: Fans run up to me all the time, and they ask me if I miss it. You know, wrestling ...If I could go back, would I have not given it all up ...to work for Mr. Steele, and leave the business? They seem to think, that my leaving was a bad thing in my life. The truth is ...the two-year hiatus, gave me something ...I could never have gotten, had I still been touring the world ...two years, to watch my children grow up.
*A smile curls on his hidden face, as he keeps his eyes locked on the monitor. Again, Jigsaw chuckles to himself and then speaks loudly*
Jigsaw: Now that I’m back, there are some things I wish I did ...like train a little bit less, but I never really got out of shape. Some of those people at home, think that because when they had kids ...they gained all this weight. They think, that there is no way to stay in shape ...without working out twenty-four-seven. The truth is though, parenting is a hardcore workout. My kids are now eight, and six years old ...and chasing them around, and playing ball with them ...has been almost as good a workout, as I would have had on the road.
*He laughs a bit, as he thinks back to the old days. He runs his pointer finger down the image on the screen, and then DKM speaks again*
DKM: Am I saying, I am ready for the ring? Hades no ...yet I am stepping back in it. Why, you ask? There’s only one reason why ...I love the carnage. I love it so much, that I can’t hold back the urges anymore ...and I’m a little scared. Scared, that if I don’t jump in with both feet ...I’ll never make it back. So here I am, just days away from my next match ...and I’m watching tapes, in a cold dark room!!
*He slowly turns his head away from the monitor, as whatever tape he was studying comes to an end. Static overtakes the screen, as he lets out a devious laugh*
Jigsaw: When I put together, my first promo in over a year ...I may have been too open with you people. I may have, let you all in on who I really was ...and I have no problem with that. The problem, I do have with it ...is that you took what I said, and didn’t see it for what it really was. I told you, that I hadn’t yet had much time to research. Yet, you took it as though ...I was too high, and mighty to research you all. That’s not what I meant, at all. I got as big as I am, by working my @$$ off. Pardon me, I'm used to knowing my competition. Those people, you have heard them saying my name ...these last few weeks, before I showed up here. They're talking about me, for a reason ...and that’s because, I am always prepared to compete!!
*He shifts in the chair again, as half of his face is now uncovered. A quick smirk comes over his face, as he quickly jerks his head to the side. His shaggy blond hair returns to covering his face, as DKM continues on*
DKM: For instance, I took a look at last week's shows ...one thing all of our opponents have in common, is they didn't face us What that means to me, is that you all had no clue ...what we’re capable of, and no one wants to give us that. So I’ve been preparing this week, to face all of you at your best. And that’s what I expect. I have also been critiquing all of you, on your performances from last week ...and the past, and of course ...from your recent promos.
*He chuckles for a bit, as he found everyone lacking the proper skills to be the next champion. Jigsaw turns to look at the camera, but kept his face hidden under his blond hair*
Jigsaw: AXW, the one I was originally most worried about ...has not shown me much recently. His in-ring performance last week was lackluster. His will to win, actually DIDN’T prevailed. The problem is, you cannot always gamble on your will to win or for your opponent to leave an opening ...for you, like he got a few weeks ago. I'm sure, he knows that. So I should expect him to be more focused, going into this next match. He has yet to utter a word, and the way he looked last week ... shows me, that I might be wrong. He may have once been someone, I should have been worried about. But now, he just appears to be ...a slightly above-average wrestler, in a slump. As for his recent slump? It won’t end, when we meet either.
*He turns away from the camera, and shakes his head in disbelief. As he thinks about the wrestlers in this match, he really couldn't think of any that posed a real threat to them. He lets out another sinister laugh, before DKM speaks again*
DKM: Then we have ...Mrs. "I Keep My Real Name Hidden". I’m not sure what you hoped to accomplish ...By standing in the middle of nowhere, speaking to the air, and making predictions of this match ...that is so vague. It could have been told to me on a psychic hotline. Nor, do I know what you were hoping to prove ...with your last match? Other than, the fact that you got lucky. It seems to me, so far ...that everyone in this match, gets by on pure luck! And then you said, "Screw your Gods given talent."
*He shakes his head, and lets out a deep sigh. Then Jigsaw talks about the last subject of this match*
Jigsaw: Then there's the reason, we're even doing this ...this quote-unquote "Big Match'' ...Reapers, you were very busy people last week. You not only showed how well trained you are in simple technique ...when you lost to some circus clowns. But you also showed your heart, as you stepped up to one of the most powerful teams in America. For that Reapers, you have drawn my attention. No, not for your silly little Spiderman costumes. It's due to your thoughtless style and lack of charisma. For someone, who has all of the makings of B-List wrestlers ...you have something, that the other men in this company don’t seem to have ...at least not anymore. That is the heart, to keep failing. You’re dangerous, because of that little fact. Reapers, you are one small package away from shocking the wrestling world, and becoming a star in this federation ...but, I will not be your gateway... to fame!!
*He flips his hair out of his masked face, and finally lets the rest of the contestants see that he’s now wearing his “Puzzle Boy” mask. His eyes dance with uncontrolled excitement, as he peers deep into the camera. DKM speaks one last time, with a burst of disturbing laughter*
DKM: You may think, there's nothing I can do to stop you? But I have been in this business for ten years, and I have seen it all. I’ve seen teams like you, rise to the top ...and fall to the bottom. I have figured out a million different ways to avoid ending up, as the butt of everyone’s joke. So Reapers, it might come down to blind fate ...Simply interrupted three counts, and grievous bodily damage ...but the one thing I’m sure of, is that it’s going to come down to you and us ...and who, really wants it more!!
*DKM turns away from the camera, and hits eject on the DVD player. Then pops in a new disc, as the camera fades to black*
Jigsaw's Voice: There's only one last thing to say ...I Dare You, Come Feel The Paine!!
Both Men: ”No remnants were ever found of it
Feeling the hot bile
With every fake smile
Though no evidence was ever found
It never went away completely
]I try to appellate a holy sound of it
Another day gone
Another night's drawn
Dark forces pull me underground
And never went away completely” …
