CC: Damn it, I forget that was on. Oh well, that is only a distraction from what really matters right now. That is, that AXW is back. That they are holding the first-ever Six-Pack Challenge match. I have been in two of them in other companies. In the first one I was in, I didn’t make much of an impact because I had no idea what I was in for. Then I was eliminated by my then-rival, Alisha Bullard. A woman that refuses to die, I guess. Who in Hades knows what she has been up to since uXwA closed last time. Who knows what half those assholes in uXwA have been up to, I am getting off track though. Then in the second Six-Pack match, it was a variation of War Games. I won the match in order to get to the Woman’s World Title match for MYSELF, but do I get any goddamn praise for me being able to go on …Nope. I didn’t get anything from that. I only got cheated out of a win by a jackass named Tygress. Another woman that, is on my shit list. But once more, I am getting sidetracked here. Then I had to feud with a person named Alexis. She is nothing without me. Without me, she would have never made a name for herself. Alexis owes me for making her a Vixen. Just like The Undead Bride, owes me for making her career as well.
{Byker Bytch looks into the camera, with a very disdained look in her eyes. She shifts while sitting on her motorcycle, and speaks again}
CC: I could have been the best in the wrestling world, but the fans turned their back on me …when I came back from my stay in the mental hospital over the summer. They only sided with me, when they felt bad for me. Otherwise, they hated me, and they still do. They boo me because, they know that I am the best that AXW has to offer. They boo me because, I have beaten your favorites. I have beaten Harlow in her own match. I dominated Alexis until she won by a fluke for crying out loud. So what do they do, they still boo me. Do you want my thoughts on the Six-Pack match, you want my damn opinion on this match? I will tell you what I think of this match.
{Byker Bytch smirks, and shakes her head in disbelief. As much as she wants to hold back, she can’t as she speaks again}
CC: You see, there are a few unknowns in this match as I like to call them. There are a couple of Vixens that I have never heard of in my life. Sabin Bradley is one of them. But the bigger they are, the harder they fall you know. Besides, I have beaten my share of tall bytches in my time. I have beaten women bigger than you. Ask Darrick Kaine, another newcomer to AXW. Ask him how I gave him his only loss at “The Shop”. Ask him how his broken leg felt in that match. So don’t play that big women are a lot better than the little gals. We are smarter, and faster than you dumpy bytches. So yeah, shut the Hades up before you even say anything. Your feelings don’t mean anything compared to mine!!
{Byker Bytch gives a fake smile, as she looks into the camera. She chuckles a bit, as she continues}
CC: So then we have a few women, I know well. Kiara Kross is a woman who is like the plague. She doesn’t know the meaning of the word quit, just like me. Otherwise, Kiara is just another name anymore. Sure she won same oddball man last year, but that doesn’t mean anything nowadays. So you know, just crawl to a slow Death will you??
{Byker Bytch just rolls her eyes, and adjusts atop her motorbike again. She thinks for a few moments, before speaking again}
CC: Then we have Sara Frost. I somewhat remember her from ECWF a couple of years back, but you know? That is all I can seem to remember about her. She was a decent wrestler though. So, I guess she is like a wild card to me. Then we have another woman pretty new to AXW, Harlow Micheals. I hate you with all my heart. You stabbed me in the back you son of a bytch. You took what should have been mine, and hogged it for yourself …you selfish asshole. Then you follow me around like a puppy dog, all over the place. I swear you are really trying to hump my leg. I mean, you know …Micheals is a piece of crap that doesn’t know how to wrestle her way out of a paper bag. She has no shot at winning this match.
{Byker Bytch pauses, as she let her words sink into her opponents’ heads. She gowns, as she speaks again}
CC: Then we have Kaeri Scottlynd. The Face of Treachery, the former leader of the Void. The woman, who thinks she is gonna beat all the bodies at the Six-Pack Challenge. She thinks she’s the best in AXW, but I think she is wrong about that one. Kaeri is maybe the person that is on my level in AXW, but then again …I would kick her ass, in a one on one match.
{Byker Bytch smiles, as she finally steps off her motorcycle. She walks around to the side nearest the camera, and speaks again}
CC: All the rest of the bastards, don’t matter in this match. Like Kiara, isn’t relevant to anything these days. She’s burned out, and her gangly crew doesn’t mean anything either. They are all horrible, and have no shot at beating me. Much like you know, Eastcoast Wrecking Crew. Those guys don’t matter. It’s only a matter of time before they all lose to me. Losing to The Most Dominate Bytch is like dying. It is a natural part of life. A part that can’t be helped. So, I guess …I will walk into the Six-Pack Challenge, and walk out the new Vixens Champion. End of story!!
